#AND I GENUINELY LAUGHED OUT LOUD

[murcielagatito]

YALL LMFAOOOOO YAAALLLLLLLLL so the assman i dont like probably knows i dont like him bc i dont sugarcoat how i feel about people and i think hes trying to get on my good side [theres a stupid little rewards program involving card and whatever] last month i won a 20% off discount (that i didnt use till the last day i could use it genuinely forgot i had it) and this month i won a 10 dollar gift card and both times he gave me them himself little does he know that even if i see actual goddamn changes in the store like we've all been saying we need im still not gonna like him. like youre trying to win my affection? money wont work show me actual fucking change and then MAYBE we will see. also my coworker WHOS LAST DAY WAS TODAY ;-;-;-;-;-;-;-;;--;;-;-; told him his breath STANK

[deadpoets]

PSYCH 03.16 | An Evening with Mr. Yang

[livsmessydoodles]

just for fun heres a little comic of a scene from @andiwriteordie 's fic i'll find a new place to be from!! it just felt SO in character i had to draw it out😭😭😭

anyway GO CHECK OUT ANDIS FIC its such an interesting take on how s5 could go, its incredibly hooking besides being insanely in character and very very funny GO READ IT NOW‼���‼️‼️

[ljbrary]

For today’s farce of media coverage on Jewish topics, our top contender is the BBC!

The BBC claims that there is a “Jewish Quarter” where Jews live among a diverse population of Muslims and Christians in Damascus.

Which is such an interesting conclusion, given that there are a total of 3 Jews left in Syria.

Nobody ask the BBC what happened to the Jews of Syria, they might have an aneurysm.

[graciousdragon]

everyone needs to look at this fucking tweet from chelsea rebecca that had me cackling

[manny-jacinto]

SHRINKING 🧠 (2023-) #02.01 | "Jimmying"

[faunandfloraas]

bang chan: haha im gonna roleplay a nerd flirting on bubble

actual nerd flirting on bubble:

[kevinsdsy]

bonus (another account): HOW DO NEW ACCOUNTS KEEP APPEARING I KEEP THINKING I HAVE EVERYONE INCLUDED THAT’S MENTIONED AT LEAST ONCE AND HERE U GO THERE’S ANOTHER ONE LIKE 😭😭😭 and shane is mentioned quite a lot too especially during the game against the foxes so idek how i missed that

trojans social media au (pt. 26): i’ve written a few headcanons based on the socmed au and i will do a few parts bc i have too many 😭 i asked y’all what out of pocket things jeremy could say to get stuck in media training and y’all really wanted him to say cunt LMAOO so here u go (the three tweets are specifically inspired by @captain-danwilds so thank you hehe) also the jeremy x neil tweet is fully inspired by @iiowaw so thank you so so much!!

[thealogie]

Imagine being a crisis PR firm and doing this. LOL. Man that Blake Lively/Ryan Reynolds money is being put to good use getting these texts BEFORE any discovery.

[musette22]

Seb is 6' which isn't small but he looks teeny sat between Chris Pratt (6'2") and David Harbour (6'3") Yes they have a few inches over him but i think just shows Seb's height is all in his legs - he sits down and turns into teacup Seb

Teacup Seb. Teacup Seb. Oh my god that is delightful, I love it so much 😂 Please we all have to use that phrase from now on, it's too good lmao

But yes, I think that's a very accurate observation, he does look small next to them and even though those other guys are taller, they're not that much taller. And we know Seb has long legs, so it would make sense that he'd look smaller sitting down. Ergo, teacup Seb.

[gio-cosmo]

Cinema peaked during the “pin yourself to the wall” scene in the sonic the hedgehog live action movie

[kacievvbbbb]

I think it’s interesting how as time goes on Zoro kind of becomes more and more like mihawk in some ways whether that’s just because if you spend time with someone for 2 years you’re bound to pick up their habits or a deliberate attempt to emulate him is a conversation for another time. And Mihawk and Zoro where already pretty similar at the start so it’s a little hard to notice now.

But yeah whether unconsciously or consciously Zoro is becoming a bit more like Mihawk and it’s interesting to think that while this means maturing in some ways (he’s swordsmanship for one but he’s also just quieter much more assured of himself) it also means deaging in some others.

Despite their significant age gap and general dispositions, when it comes down to it Zoro is just a lot more emotionally mature and developed than Mihawk is. And a big part of why is because he found something larger than himself to devote his life too, hell Mihawk himself even kind of acknowledges this when he agrees to take Zoro on as a student when Zoro begs for the sake of his captain and crew. He acknowledges that putting aside his own ego and dreams for the sake of someone else isn’t something he can do and sees it as a fault in himself and a strength in Zoro.

Mihawk may be outwardly mature and his skills defiently did not stagnant but I’d wager that Mentally Mihawk is still stuck at the same age he was when he took over the title of world’s strongest swordsman. Honestly maybe even younger. And it isn’t until training Zoro, letting Perona stay with him, for probably the first time in his life taking charge of lives outside his own did he finally unarrest his development.

If Zoro is purposely trying to emulate Hawkeyes, which it wouldn’t be a surprise if he was that’s who he’s trying to be Afterall, then it would honestly set him back emotionally because fundamentally as he is now Mihawk’s attitude doesn’t work in a crew. It’s too singular, too abrasive. And while that abrasiveness can be useful in Zoro’s role as Luffy’s first mate sometimes it makes him a little too callous a little too apathetic, like with his disregard for Luffy’s sadness over vegapunk.

But Zoro has his crew to temper that, they are honestly just too ridiculous to ever stay serious around. And try as he might to hide it Zoro is also just a silly dude who likes to be horrifically petty with his opponents. And zoro still has so much fire in him, so much he has too prove and so much he wants to protect to ever really fall into Mihawk’s apathy. Zoro has Luffy who even after they reach their dreams will probably still continue to turn the world upside down forever keeping Zoro in some kind of trouble and his life interesting.

Zoro can’t be Mihawk because even Mihawk can’t be Mihawk anymore. Being with crossguild and crossing with the Red hair pirates and the strawhats is going to change him, it has too. if Mihawk is going to live after losing his title he’s probably gonna have to become a little bit more like Zoro.

[detentiontrack]

In my opinion, the funniest one liner joke in the entirety of amphibia is “We’re trying to teach Polly how to play kickball! Which is challenging for obvious reasons! :D” It kills me every time I think about it

[hellshire-harlot]

>Be me

>Official Mojave Express Courier

>Get shot in the head in some town while on a job

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>Go on a wild goose chase to find the guy who shot me

>Meet a depressed sniper with anger issues

>Cant take him with me into New Vegas

>Sad.jpg

>Meet with boss who wants me to finish my delivery

>He gives me permission to kill guy who shot me (name is Benny)

>Change into my ritzy clothes to fit into the strip

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>Sidle up to Benny

>Successfully seduce him

>Gain access to him in private

>Bang him

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>We both finish (somehow)

>I pull out the knife I smuggled in

>Kill him in his sleep

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>Fall asleep next to his body

>Wake up in morning refreshed and satisfied

>His naked corpse is hovering over the bed

>It collapses loudly onto the bed

>His clothes are perfectly folded on the floor

>I am fully clothed

Thanks, Todd

[salt-n-salt]

I don’t want to overwhelm you or anything but if you need him, here’s Loserboy the Mullet Man of Failure Farm

u were right I did need Loserboy the Mullet Man of Failure Farm . how did u know

[oldbookshop]

#the wig killed me